wonder how's defeng doing? haven heard from him in quite some time... cant wait to hear more of his police academy stories.. smiles.. jus the other day, defeng was just telling us bout this malay guy in his bunk who has the tendency to flash/play/swing his dick in front of all his bunkmates.. hahah..

and another of my friend was telling me bout this sergeant in his camp who went up to his recruit while he was showering and threw his soap on the floor and just as the recruit bends down to pick up the bar of soap.. he forced a double A battery down his ass..

whahahah... ouCh!

jordn's survival list

1) pen&paper - wanna write letters to my loved ones before i go to the front line

2) digitally edited photo of me and the PM -so tt i can sleep till 9am while others do their morning physical training.

3) sulphur - prevent snakes/ creamer for sergeant's coffee

4) pork floss - prevent malay bunkmate like defeng's

5) scissors - snip off his swinging dick/trim sergeant's pubic

6) extra bar of soap - hygiene purposes/ wun hafta bend down

7) D size battery - revenge is sweet/ maybe i can even try it if training gets bored

8) tattered & torn underwears - ventilation/ wun get stolen

9) permanent maker -so tt i can leave my bloody sergeant's name and hp number behind the toilet doors for free services.

10) medical records - when our annual leave dun get approved we go to the Medical Officer/ chao keng.